if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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