IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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