get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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