? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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