i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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