clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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