i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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