There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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