Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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