you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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