Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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