Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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