Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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