Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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