Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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