Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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