i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
areolas are like halos for boobs.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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