Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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