So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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