How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
