You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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