so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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