I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I party with great urgency now.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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