1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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