normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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