id be glad to
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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