You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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