so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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