I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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