There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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