oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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