I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
its liver damage thursday
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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