we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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