I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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