drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The beer is more important than you right now.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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