So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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