my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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