Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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