The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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