where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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