just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
How external is "for external use only"?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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