8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
no, he came in my armpit
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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