Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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