She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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