Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
