talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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