Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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