Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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