There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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