Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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