After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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