Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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