found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just had sex bonerless
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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