Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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